maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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