Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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