I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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