I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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