seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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