Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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