Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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