I heard we made out
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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