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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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