And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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