You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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