and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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