when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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