it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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