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(616): View more from Michigan

STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?

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(616): STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW? http://tfl.nu/6356

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Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time

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(650): Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time http://tfl.nu/rwso

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we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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(818): we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things..... http://tfl.nu/q736

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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.

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High?

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hahahahaha turkey breast

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(425): ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector. (206): High? (425): hahahahaha turkey breast http://tfl.nu/8hm7

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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.

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(540): it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/zwfn

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.

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(610): dude, she masturbates with a ken doll. http://tfl.nu/7x56

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(416): View more from Ontario

Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.

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(416): Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard. http://tfl.nu/iuc0

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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.

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(585): please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad. http://tfl.nu/8fn1

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.

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(717): Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin. http://tfl.nu/gep5

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(757): View more from Virginia

i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward

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(757): i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward http://tfl.nu/7d4o

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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame

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(410): i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame http://tfl.nu/8cpc

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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.

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(775): all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now. http://tfl.nu/wlt7

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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?

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(319): Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best? http://tfl.nu/g5yt

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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.

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Wait. Someome brought slutcake?

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(403): Christ, I really took the slutcake last night. (1-403): Wait. Someome brought slutcake? http://tfl.nu/hkv2

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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.

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(541): After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave. http://tfl.nu/k4g0

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