i think i have herpe
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.