So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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