Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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