Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
