Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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