his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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