it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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