am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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