If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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