I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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