the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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