She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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