As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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