Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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