He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm always down for nudity.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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