yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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