Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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