His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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