Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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