her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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