Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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