scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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