Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
