I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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