I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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