i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Randomize
