She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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