I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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