If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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