I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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