nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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