honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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