He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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