i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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