even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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