I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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