I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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