wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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