i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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