I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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